Oh the good ole days, when turkey and congress didn't smell of *%#&

The public view of congress is at an all time low.  Amazingly about 9% of us are so high we think congress is doing a good job.  The rest of us know the Republican led Congress serve much the same function as feces washed turkeys do for your countertop on Thanksgiving morning.

Yet, aside from helping to sell clorox and drugs to combat septic gut ailments, there is an upside, well, no there isn't, unless we can learn from our mistakes.  That lesson should be that our way of making congress and turkey birds must change, over feeding and washing them in shit is a bad idea.

And here is the proof things can be better, it's in our recent history.  Turkeys that walked on the earth, fed without medications, on small farms, killed by axe and washed with well water made for mighty safe eating.  And the last congress, the democratic controlled congress had a 40% approval, stellar compared to the GOP's 9.


Which sound better?  9, or 40?  Turkey or a petri dish project?