Penile arteries are half the diameter of coronary arteries, when cholesterol and plaque gum up the machinery in the amusement park, and you don't qualify for the "height requirement" any more "on your favorite ride", you better do something man. Other than growing a baculum, which has'nt been done in Homo sapiens for 3 million years, you might want to consider your diet and exercise plan. Otherwise, somewhere there's a grave digger feeling a disturbance and it's not in the force of your dazzling jedi weapon, it's your approaching heart attack or stroke.
Erectile dysfunction directly proceeds heart disease. Look, watch all the porno you want, eat all the viagra you can choke down, they ain't fix'n ralphy's droopsey. The problem is your a few weeks months or years from Sanfords "big one". You can turn that ship around if you radically lower the meat, the fat, and sugar intake and start eating fruit and vegi's like your hard-on depends on it.
Oh, I said I was going to stop ragging on peoples diet, well, I can't help it. Maybe I will see you at your "favorite ride" sometime. If you're tall enough!
Don't know about meat and that other shit causing a limp dick - I do know that certain medications can do it - You counter that with those marvelous blue diamond cutter producing pills from Viagra. Cynthia Ann, one of Sarge's favorite bad girls had been locked up for 16 months over at the Rockville (actual town name)
ReplyDeleteCorrectional Facilty for Women and then did six months in a halfway house before going on actual parole - She was my first experience with the blue gift from the world of pharmacuticals - she asked afterwards, "See if them thing come in a quart jar"...
Bests...
Sarge
Sarge,
ReplyDeleteFat is in meat and dairy, fat gets into your blood, fat sticks, fat sticks in small tubes before big tubes, dick arteries are half the size of heart arteries, thus.... meat fat sticks in your dick clogging the little places that blood is suppose to go to puff that nasty dude up. Yes the blue pill will enable a boner, but so would cleaning out your tubes with proper diet.
The limp dick is the canary in the coal mine of stroke and heart attack.
"See you at your favorite ride"....lol...
ReplyDeleteFringe, you funny.
I had hummus the last two nights, you may be having a positive impact on my diet.
Skinny:
ReplyDeleteIt's a public service. My goal is to keep on keep'n on, which in this context is: stiff as a pipe gate on a hickory post.
Fringe:
ReplyDeleteYou're doing a great service. Keep it up! :)
Whit:
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it. ;>)