Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Will it be Chicken little, or a great big dick?

About 8,000 years ago in the jungles of the Indian subcontinent a small red jungle fowl was grabbed and caged by humans as a food source.  This seemingly ignorant grandchild of a dinosaur is now garnering revenge on it's domesticators through it's new found twin benefactors Agri-business and the Factory Farm.

Some chicken meat as you may have read, contains an indecipherable list of chemicals from arsenic on through the toxins alphabet.  Among them, Phthalates and the meanest phthalate of all, MEHP.  MEHP has been given to chickens in an attempt to reduce cholesterol in eggs and meat, instead it may have made chicken little's, and lots of them.

Now if you ask most women, they will tell you a nude male is not good to see, male genitalia is just creepy and yucky, and size doesn't matter.  Scientific studies show that women are telling the truth on the first part, not so much on the last part.  Given a choice in potential sexual partners, about 70% of women select for the bigger penis if other features are somewhat equal.  So, do you want the boys in your family to have
 a chance to compete with all those other swinging dicks in the mate market?

Here's the nitty gritty, women who eat chicken while pregnant may deliver males with a smaller penis than those who do not.  The difference is sometimes significant.  It is not clear how long phthalate's have been in our food, but in recent years it is in many foods in small amounts, but highest in chicken and eggs.  In addition to small penis size, behavioral differences are reported such as style of play, choice of toys etc, in general it is a feminization.

Well, women did not know this, and do not yet so far as I know, it's not there fault, mine, yours or the doctors.  Industry does appear to know this, but is not making it known to the public.  That's what corporations do, they hide things, make it confusing, they don't correct things.  You can help, direct the diet of expecting mothers towards a plant based diet.  Those boys will be mighty thankful, and scientific evidence suggest the women will to.

1 comment:

  1. It isn't the size of the wand; it is the magic behind it.
    It may only be a small tack until it is hit with a sledge hammer.

    Mother must have liked chicken...

    But, "Who do you expect to please with that"? "Me, bitch"....


    Sarge

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