"dark spiritual areas" found. In Kansas!

the christianista's report they have located "dark spritual areas" in Kansas.  The largest are in Lawrence and Kansas City.  "Do you think it a concidence that all of these dark areas are represented by Democrats in the Kansas Legislature?" some guy named mr. davis states.  davis is part of the ghost busters clergy and concerned republican so alarmed by their discovery they are asking all churchs to pray pray pray and to bring bible study into the classroom.
In the event you don't know, Lawrence is near Kansas City in the northeast corner of the state.  Lawrence is home to Kansas, aka KU, aka Jawhawks, aka Universtiy of Kansas, a much hated school by republicans, who are working even now to cut more funding from and pass a law giving the legislature the right to choose who the KU basketball plays, they want them to play WSU in Wichita every year, a school who 9 out of 10 years ranks so low it will pull down KU's RPI, anything to weaken the school.  For your further education, Lawrence was established by a group from Mass, who settled it to vote for a "free state" when it is to become a state.  Anit-slavery gangs, mostly from Missouri fought a war there a number of times, burning the town, lining up the men and shooting them, I think over 40 one time, more than once.  John Brown finally raised his own gang and the civil war soon followed from the many murders, raids, and battles fought along the border with Missouri.

Amen, and ye shall make no laws to amend the right for boyscouts to beat the hell out of queers nor men to use women as punching bags.

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