How do my republican neighbors square Sunday's flip flops?

WTF?  The list just from yesterday and today is amazing, the contortions the GOP has to go through to explain all this must be disturbing for many of them, we do, we don't, we use to, we never, it's a tax, repeal it, keep it, tie me up, tie me down:
*Ryan claims he didn't vote with the GOP on the sequestration, he voted on something else, shit folks it's the same thing the same stinking bill there was only one, he's saying I don't eat pork I eat pigs.
*Mrs. Rmoney flip flops now on the hard time story she's been slathering on her audiences, now she tells a crowd they didn't struggle eating pasta on a folding table, why the hell would she straighten this out, nobody cares about her lies, in fact it's expected, it's her stchict, it's the act they pay for, why is she cheating her crowd?
*Rmoney says his tax cut for the rich won't cut the tax for the rich.  This must be pretty fucking upsetting for the rich to learn this.
*Rmoney now will keep much of Obama care, which he invented, then hated, was going to kill the first day, now he will keep parts of it, including the rule that insurance companies have to take anyone with preexisting conditions.  That won't work, if everyone isn't going to have to go into it, then I don't buy insurance until I find out I have cancer or heart trouble.  The insurance companies will hate that more than they hate Obama care.  Plus, recall he latched onto that tax thing, so now he supports some of the Obama care tax......gimme a break, we don't know what this guy will do, he's got more changes in him than a bag of depends.
*He's going to keep "in god we trust" on the money if he's elected.  Well whop! This puke is grabbing at straws and non events to rile up his base, but the base will vote for him if it's found he has a harem like his grandmother was part of, anything goes, anything.
*Ryan it turns out has already dipped into Obama care, shit I can't even remember how but he did, like Clinton says, it takes some brass.
*Mrs. Rmoney went out for an interview then when ask about birth control she ignored it 2wice saying the only thing the writhing mass of poor people on the other side of their walled community care about is economy and jobs, which her husband reduced when he was CEO smuggling the money to Cayman.
*Some of Rmoneys advisers cautioned him about running so many negative adds, but will do it anyhow, I guarantee it.
*Faux snot, I mean news, had the head of Rasmussen on giving them some very bad news.  Before the conventions the Democrats in this nation were all asleep, all the vigor was with the Reichwing, since the conventions the multi-headed scattershot running wild collection of odds and ends knows as Democrats are awake now and fired up equal to the lock-step old whites and biggots party.  Ouch.